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Where can I watch the World Cup online?
You can watch the World Cup online through official broadcasters' streaming services or their websites—avoid shady streams unless you want virus-induced blunders.
Can a ransomware attack delete your homework?
Yes, ransomware can delete or encrypt your homework, turning your 'A+' into 'Error 404'.
Can a cyberattack close a school?
Yes, if hackers mess with the tech enough, schools can be forced to shut down like a clumsy pizza delivery.
Can AI predict who will win the 2026 World Cup?
AI can crunch tons of data but predicting the 2026 World Cup winner? That’s still mostly guessing with a fancy calculator.
Will AI know what I’m looking at through my camera?
Only if you let it. AI doesn't spontaneously spy through your camera — but malware or apps with permission might.
Can AI glasses translate someone while they’re speaking?
Yes, but not like the sci-fi fantasy you imagine—think more lag, errors, and awkward pauses than seamless babelfish magic.
Can Google’s AI answers be wrong?
Yes, Google's AI can be wrong — sometimes spectacularly. It’s not a crystal ball, just a very confident guesser.
Will Google AI search kill normal websites?
No, but tech giants aiming to replace the web are like cats trying to herd humans—chaos guaranteed, not annihilation.
Can AI predict solar flares before NASA does?
AI can help, but it's not beating NASA to solar flare predictions anytime soon—space weather isn’t a quick hack.
Could a solar flare destroy satellites?
Yes, solar flares can fry satellites, so your Netflix binge might be interrupted by space weather.
Can solar flares mess with GPS?
Yes, solar flares can throw GPS off, making your navigation gadgets do a cosmic dance.
Should you unplug your electronics during a solar storm?
Yes, unplugging your electronics during a solar storm can prevent damage from electrical surges — if you want to save a pricey gadget.