BAD IDEA
How do I print my butt on the office printer?
You can’t print your butt on an office printer without turning it into a very weird paper mess—and a HR nightmare.
Printers aren’t designed for butt-printing, unless you count your fingerprints on weird little smudges. Trying to do an actual butt print will just mess up the machine and probably get you on the fast track to 'employee of the month' in the office disaster category. Stick to printing actual documents or at least try a less offensive prank.